The exterior of the shed was bleached white and yet defiantly brown, the roof above it seemed to be white too, though it was certainly black. The shed seemed to be collapsing on itself, slowly folding inwards, each slat loosely stuck to the one above, the door permanently ajar. In front of the shed a … Continue reading Shed Stories 2#
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Shed Stories #1
Production I close the door behind me and turn inward. Literally, my sanctuary. Me. My feet face the back wall of the shed, underneath me the starkness of kitchen floors which I fitted especially. To deal with the mess. My latest subject is a real doll. She is propped in front of me on a … Continue reading Shed Stories #1
Premier League
Before I waffle about the mind control, subdued population, absurd money spent on players and poor talent identification. (All of which point to unresolved aspirations of footballing greatness.) I will put my Premier League predictions down on virtual paper. 1.Man Utd 2. Chelsea 3. Liverpool 4.Man City 5. Spurs 6.Arsenal 7.West Ham 8. Leicester 9.Southampton … Continue reading Premier League
Automatic Notoriety – A history
Most ardent readers of this most celebrated webberzine will know the illustrious history, for those who don't here is a short and dramatic overview. He looked over the whole world, eyes peering from behind a laptop, never realising what he were about to do. Thudjing away at his typeboard he spilled secrets and truth in … Continue reading Automatic Notoriety – A history
My Adventures… On the Carretera Austral (From the Notebook)
( Ed -This was to be the first of our 'From the Notebook' collection, however given it would have been opinions based on experience. It would be wrong to discard either the opinion or the experience.) Firstly, I should introduce the star of the show, the Carretera Austral, Chilean Patagonia. The Carretera Austral is a … Continue reading My Adventures… On the Carretera Austral (From the Notebook)
Missed Bus #1
I woke up and the sheet had come undone. I peeled my shoulder from the yellowed mattress and looked across at my phone to see the time. A red light blinked intermittently and I couldn't tell, from the light coming in from the window it was early morning. When I arrived I hadn't been able … Continue reading Missed Bus #1
My Adventures in… Cabo Polonio
Where to begin... It seems like so long ago now, but in actual fact it was just a fortnight ago that I was in Cabo Polonio, spiritual home to the Uruguayan hippies. Leaders of the free world. Perhaps it seems so long ago because there is no electricity or internet there and so everything took … Continue reading My Adventures in… Cabo Polonio
Grey Hair(s) – Live reaction
Posts will not auto-refresh, nor will life. Thanks for joining us on an interesting journey, we hope we have answered some of your concerned questions. Check back for full reaction and any further updates. 17:10 - Worries seem to subside now as we reach the next wine tasting destination. It seems the secret to a … Continue reading Grey Hair(s) – Live reaction
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