So, I've failed you already. The intention to cover this parade daily is not easy or interesting. So I've decided to do it as and when I feel compelled, meaning this will likely be the last post in human history as Nuclear war brews in the South China sea. This pleases me as not only … Continue reading General Election – Week 1
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Comentatiat – General Election Day 1
Waking up today and learning, for I was on holiday and slept in late, that there will be a General Election in the coming months was such a thrill that I put it to the darkest recess of my mind. Why worry? I'm in my home trying to relax for the first time in months, … Continue reading Comentatiat – General Election Day 1
The Face of Things
Recently there have been drastic claims leveled against Mr Hummels. I would like to take the opportunity to put these claims to bed. It has been intimated that the associate writer behind Mr Hummels and its spectacular fame is a hipster and this assertion is not only damaging, it is wrong. When accusations like these … Continue reading The Face of Things
Company man
What if Sisyphus had company? Company he that he could hardly bear and that opted to listen to Usher, Craig David and Katy Perry. What if King Sisyphus worked his way to King in a culture that promoted avarice and self-aggrandizing behaviors? What if King Sisyphus never made it to King but he still rolled … Continue reading Company man
Automatic Notoriety – A history
Most ardent readers of this most celebrated webberzine will know the illustrious history, for those who don't here is a short and dramatic overview. He looked over the whole world, eyes peering from behind a laptop, never realising what he were about to do. Thudjing away at his typeboard he spilled secrets and truth in … Continue reading Automatic Notoriety – A history
Trump, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’16.
Anger seeping, holes picked and glaring, teeth barred, spittle, with eyes staring. Chest out, Exposed claws and horns blaring, Blood spills, heart beats cease with flesh tearing. Raised voices, and lack of caring, Emotions high and facts hold no bearing. That was the mood, as Wall building, overbearing Wig began declaring that we need to … Continue reading Trump, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail ’16.
Discarded Statuses of Birthday Gratitude | Review and Insight
I went with - "Thanks for the birthday wishes chums." Replacing what I meant - Thanks for the birthday messages, blah, blah, blah. Or - Thanks for the birthday messages, had some really strong opiates to celebrate. - Thanks for the birthday messages, got in a right state, though clearly I wasn't head of state … Continue reading Discarded Statuses of Birthday Gratitude | Review and Insight
Notice to readers
It has unfortunately been the decision of the powers that be (Me), to continue to write this. Not only is it fruitless for you but it is often a ruddy hassle for me. I am currently adventuring the fuck out of the world, you see. And whilst one is adventuring, one often doesn't have readily … Continue reading Notice to readers
Editorial – Thanks, apologies and exciting advances
I would like to extend my thanks to my wonderful readership. We have already accomplished so much together. I will also extend a quick apology, firstly for my infrequent posts of late - I know many of you wait with baited breath for another slice of my warm personal pie. Secondly, I apologise for the … Continue reading Editorial – Thanks, apologies and exciting advances
Grey Hair(s) – Live reaction
Posts will not auto-refresh, nor will life. Thanks for joining us on an interesting journey, we hope we have answered some of your concerned questions. Check back for full reaction and any further updates. 17:10 - Worries seem to subside now as we reach the next wine tasting destination. It seems the secret to a … Continue reading Grey Hair(s) – Live reaction
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