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Throughout the site, Mr Hummels will be serving a loose collection of reviews, stories and poems. Some of the older content on the site is unedited, contact your site attendant for more information.

Please take a moment to familiarise yourself with the format; menus are to be found at the top of the page, social media feeds to the right and recent or similar entries to the rear.

Please keep all baggage to yourself; this includes any emotional items, duty-free or loose clothing which may have come off in anticipation. Mr Hummels has enough baggage to go around.

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Your seat belt can now be fastened for departure.