Introduction It is I! Wearer of Hummels, speaker of truths unto me, person with perception about which you are reading. Or in poorly translated spanish, La percepcion sobre que, tu estan leyendo. It is true, that if I were a professional footballer (an issue we've covered in the past), the chant directed at me from … Continue reading Mr Hummels. Back, in Hummels.
Poem
Furry Mirror
Furry mirror, Reflection giver, Cocaine splitter and acid tripper. On Purple walls, Like Princes pawz, Mimic Giggs' Chest illustrious, And watch the rising and falling of his hairy baws. Simple zit squeezer, Valuable assistant to tweezers, Disgusted club onlooker at Bacardi breezers or fighting geezers. Or neither. Over table hanger, Of middle class bangers and … Continue reading Furry Mirror
Grey Hair(s) – Live reaction
Posts will not auto-refresh, nor will life. Thanks for joining us on an interesting journey, we hope we have answered some of your concerned questions. Check back for full reaction and any further updates. 17:10 - Worries seem to subside now as we reach the next wine tasting destination. It seems the secret to a … Continue reading Grey Hair(s) – Live reaction
Christmas Abroad
No mash at this bash. No turkey neither. When it comes to sprouts there's nout but there is Christmas fever. Excited and giddy, the Germans act like kiddies, Erecting trees and tinsel warming wine while we wait for old man fritzel. And there's Italians and Swiss who also speak German and me in the corner … Continue reading Christmas Abroad
Independence
During the lead up to Scotlands failed independence bid, i felt myself becoming more and more impassioned by the debate. However, I wasn't in the country to argue with people in pubs or attend rallies etc., Instead I found myself spouting rubbish into a notebook and creating silly pictures on the Websites. Here is a … Continue reading Independence
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