1. Control issues – Stemming from an over-protective childhood. (Transference.)
2. Lack of drive – Stemming from a disciplined childhood. (Resistance)
3. Delusional – Mainly of grandeur (see 5,6,8) or personal assault (see 4).
4. Victimhood – Relating to negative self image, consider the worst conclusion first.
5. Loss – Stemming from a number of incidents, each of which contributed to the above; mainly loss of dreams (Footballer, Mega-star)
6. Self-image – Varies between extreme lows / highs. (See 3-5)
7. Attachment – Needy. (See 1 & 2)
8. Superiority Complex – (See 10.)
9. Procrastinator – … (See 2.)
10. Hypochondriac – I’m actually perfect. (See 6&8)

Saying as I know myself so well, my advice to you is to stay away from the Wikipedia Psychoanalysis portal . And don’t get me started on my your mother.

There are obviously loads more. Feel free to send in your suggestions about what is wrong with me! And, don’t forget to like, share and comment! (See 7, above.)

Mr Hummels

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11. Unhealthy respect for authority and anti-establishment sentiment – Stemming from 1 & 2, above.