So, as the questions grow ever stronger, and the hair grows ever longer, many avid readers are crying for a revelation in regards to the identity of Mr Hummels.
This is understandable, however mystery and Mr Hummels go hand in hand.
Without anonymity there would be no Mr Hummels.
Complete creative discretion is the name of the game, and the rules are Mr Hummels.
Mr Hummels is sacrosanct within the construct of secretive, ask the Standing Committee of the Chinese Government and I’m sure they will agree. They do not know who Mr Hummels is. No one does.
With all this mystery around I’m sure it could be frustrating as a superfan, perhaps some of you have contacted Anonymous.
In order to relieve your frustrations, I have decided, in my infinite wisdom as supreme leader of Mr Hummels, to release part of the long awaited Photography series ‘A Glimpse of a man through random places in his room and a sketch of himself which resembles Gaddafi.’ The collection that has been on everyone’s lips.
Below is the full collection, with annotations from the photographer.
This is a motivational poster which Mr Hummels found by a roadside, testament to his genius.You may notice that similar curtains are hanging in other pictures however the wall colour has changed, that is because this is a ‘feature wall.’
The infamous sketch of Mr Hummels by Mr Hummels. The parallels with Gaddafi are coincidental. Mr Hummels is rarely seen without a sport type jacket or with eyes. He only wears Hummel Stadil low trainers. None of these tings were true of Gaddafi.
A sculpture gifted to Mr Hummels by Snr Hummels. It is made from the skull of an enemy and acts as light when the bulb is suitably changed.
Mr Hummels believes in the freedom of Tibet and Palestine. Other personal memorabilia in this piece relate to his need for total world domination.
The mushroom and knife featured in Mr Hummels upcoming short film – “The mushroom and knife.” In which, details will become clear about the mushroom.
‘What’s in the box?’ he asked me.
These items mostly relate to his tranquil takeover of planet Earth. Described as a “Zen James Bond” by his holiness the Dalai Lama, Mr Hummels enjoys scented candles.On his keys are small keepsakes of countries he will return to, those naive enough not to bow down to his total and god given dominance.
I hope that was worth the wait, I trust you will look forward to “The mushroom and the knife.”
Mr Hummels
Editorial P.S- If you are China and the articles keywords have triggered some type of alarm, please accept my full and frank apologies. It was only a wee joke, ken?!
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