I would like to extend my thanks to my wonderful readership. We have already accomplished so much together. I will also extend a quick apology, firstly for my infrequent posts of late – I know many of you wait with baited breath for another slice of my warm personal pie. Secondly, I apologise for the lack of coherence in some posts, it has always been my intention to revisit posts and edit them later but I have already given into the fact that I am an exceptionally lazy and absent minded human, such organisation would be a dirge, man.

Now to the pie.

I am currently in Bariloche, Argentina. A wonderful patagonian tourist trap. It looks like today we will move on, to something great perhaps.
And with the next couple of months up in the air, I am researching where and what we will be doing.
I don’t want to get any of you too excited…

But…
Careterra austral

I didn’t say that. 
Tomorrow we should arrive in Chile and we’ll look into buying bikes etc. If you keep your eyes peeled I’ll soon post details of a charity site you can donate to. Maybe even a Facebook with loads of interactive fundraising and all that shit. Then, when we hit the open road, you’ll be able to read genuine updates, from me – Mr Hummels, about how it feels to have blistered hindquarters and what it feels like to walk like John Wayne out of necessity.

My view as I write this is as follows…

You have seven days.