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17:10 – Worries seem to subside now as we reach the next wine tasting destination. It seems the secret to a life which is not shrouded in philosophical doubt is the promise of sex and alcohol.

17:09 – We talk now about the good things life could bring, including the possibility of sexual fantasies being fulfilled.

17:08 – Reassurance comes from my girlfriend, she will love me whatever. Followed by a kiss. A nice sentiment and it seemed genuine.

17:07 – How can I be happy having not achieved anything by the time I’m a fat, bald, grey haired thirty year old? And why would she want to stay with me? It all seems very bleak now…

17:06 – There is no point. My girlfriend reassures me that success is a socital construct and that if I happy then nothing else matters.

17:05 – What’s the point? Stay tuned for full reaction.

17:02 – Have I been stressed? How long has this patch of hair been there? We will strive to answer all these questions and more in the coming minutes.

17:01 – Worries now I am balding. Jokes from my girlfriend coming thick and fast.

17:00 – Wine tasting well and truly ruined. Have achieved nothing. Direction of life is unknown.

16:58 – Concerns now grow about what exactly I have achieved in my 24 years of life. Will be 25 next year, only 5 years til 30. More to follow.

16:57 – Stress and Worry group claim attack of pigment however message is purely thought format.

16:56 – Jokes coming in about liklihood of full beard growth by the time all hair is grey.

16:55 – Grey hairs confirmed using hi-coloured photograph and chuckle.

16:54 – Reports from Girlfriend of patch of grey hairs on top of my skull. Still to be confirmed.

Mr Hummels